Blue Moon Wii Wee!

I've seen bar restrooms that made me want to hold it till I got to the parking lot.

I've seen small dogs sleeping on the necks of drunks sleeping on the tops of bars.

I've seen Raider fans fight each other over our theme song "The Autumn Wind."

I've seen a gun fall out of an ankle holster onto a dance floor.

I've seen large grown men cry over Patsy Cline on a jukebox.

I've seen WWII veterans forget how to walk.

I've seen things I can't repeat.

I've seen things I can't remember.

Now I have seen it all.

The Blue Moon Saloon has a Wii.

Cheers.