Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Some People Have Boats. The Rest Of Us Have Skates.

What a view.

One of those places that you know is always there, but yu don't always get to. I used to go there quite a bit and for long. Some colleagues and I once sat down at noon and left at 2.

AM.

Tracy and Jessica are still generously rockin' the bar and the food always pleases. And ya can;'t beat the view. Whether of the bar back or the Bay. Or the beer, bourbon or bubbly.

Skate on over and stagger out.

Cheers.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Ahhh, Drinking in a Limo

Had a great Sunday afternoon cruising the Napa Valley. With a designated driver. In a black stretch Lincoln. The only way to travel...

It keeps both hands free for added consumption.

We hit Rutherford Hill winery for a great tour and in-cave tasting of all there specialties. And then some.Then on to Mumm for some bubbly, finishing up at V Sattui for more.

The only way to barrel down the highways.

Cheers.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Fish Bowl

Great little walk up bar with a surfer feel. The place is small and the pours big.

If ya find yourself wandering the lower Pacific Heights stop in for a beer and a bump.Might have to do a poster for these guys...

Cheers.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Reading by SeanDogg on Crimewav.com

Click Here to hear my FIRST PODCAST READING.

My 7 foot tall boy and #1 best-selling author Seth Harwood invited me to read this story for Crimewav.com, his crime fiction podcast anthology. Seth is a prolific podcaster and author of the soon to be re-released crime novel set in San Francisco "Jack Wakes Up." It will be released May 5th (Cinco De Harwood) and Seth will be doing readings at bookstores around the Bay. Check him out.

The short story I've read is by the British author Ray Banks called "The Last Kayfabe." Its about the events of a retired wrestler keeping it real on the streets.

WARNING: Its violent, angry and has all the words I don't get to use at home.

Cheers.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mel-O-Dee

A fine and friendly place to sit surrounded by velvet wallpaper.

Cheers.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Life, The Universe and Everything

Thank you, Jackie Robinson. On this tax day, a drink to you for paying taxes against your salary in the Show. And wearing the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Cheers.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Oh, Canada

Those Canucks are something else. I love those guys. And I apologize for Terrence & Philip.

I've had the pleasure of visiting the Great White North on many an occasion and on both sides - tho not so much in the middle.

My next goal is to visit Medicine Hat.

I first fell in love with Canada when I started watching hockey on TV. Of course, with any new sport, you follow the winners and at that time the Edmonton Oilers were just kicking ass! Wayne Gretzky, Esa Tikkanen, Yari Kuri, Mark Messier, and of course my favorite goalie and golfer, Grant Fuhr(inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 2, 2003). They and the rest of the "Boys on the Bus" taught me the game. At least how to watch it on the couch. Or Chesterfield (It's Canadian - look it up).

Since then I've found many loves and reasons to love Cananadnananda.

The people (all 312 of them) are just lovely, the vistas scenic, and I can almost speak half the languages.

And the most recent reason for the object of my affection is this campaign for James Ready Beer.

This campaign from Leo Burnett Toronto is simply a stellar idea that rocks what I like to call the "Urban Gallery." What a great use of billboards, or as the Canadians say, "Posters," (I'm seriously - look it up). The full story is here and I would get deeper into it, but now I'm Ready to order another beer.

Wish they were all a buck...

Cheers.

Best Bar Ever?

The Hotsy Totsy Club now has a kick ass web site up and running. Go there, clink around and then go there and drink a round. Sign the guest list to stay informed of the up and coming and the down and dirty.
I love this place. Jukebox full of free 45s, happy hour prices to beat the band and PBR on tap for a couple o' bucks.

Not to mention free WiFi, a great mix o' folks on both sides of the bar, and a Men's room worth visiting often. I have not seen the Ladies'. Yet.

And, (are you ready for this?) during these troubling economic times, the Hotsy Totsy has seen fit to do its part to right the current troubling financial crisis and is accepting not only VISA & MasterCard but the American Express card as well.

There will be an immediate jolt to my corporate expense account, it will be noticed, and then summarily denied by the occupant of some cubicle in New Jersey...

Cheers.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The Two Churchills

We can all recall (sober or otherwise) the stern image of Mr. Winston Churchill glowering into the camera with an air of the stiff upper lip - that same air that got our gin swilling royalists from across the pond through some trying times.

That stoicism of which he is famous is matched only by his prodigious appetites - food, cigars, and of course, gin. My recollection of his favorite Martini recipe was to use only the finest English gin, ice cold, then bow in the general direction of France where the best Vermouth is produced.

Anyone with such an appetite surely smiled at some point. Indeed, during the photo shoot that produced the indelible image above, another was taken - between poses.

It revealed the Man as a man.

And the discovery of that wee bit of mirth was enough for me to produce this Gin advertisement in his honor.Cheers.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Ah, My Local Neighborhood Pharmacy

Every hood should have one. Especially after a long day at the office, or salt mine, or deck side catapult shift. The Hotsy Totsy is one of mine.

Of course some days are better than others. But whether you are a waitress or a rodeo clown (which we all are, unless self-employed because ultimately we all have to deal with other people's bull) there are those days when you need a prescription filled. And you never know why or whats a-comin'.

Like poor Jaques here...

This gal at the bar has no idea what she wants and it's maddening. Good ole (young) Jaques - handled it well and with a smile.

Reminds me of the ole (old) feller at his bar in SF who would throw people out for taking too long to order, or for ordering the wrong type of Martini, or for ordering something so esoteric as a cosmo. He was the doctor. It was his pharmacy - his rules.

Every hood should have one.

Cheers.

Is It Really Drinking and Driving If You Never Leave the Stool?

In this photo released Tuesday, March 31, 2009, by the Newark (Ohio) Police Department, a motorized bar stool is shown. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 2009, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Police say Kile Wygle, 28 was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
(AP Photo/Newark (Ohio) Police Department)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Thanks, Barkeep!


A little bit lifted from Alan Black
Writer / Bartender at SFGate.com


"Waiting for Guinness. Should have been an Irish play by Beckett. It is not for the impatient. Guinness is built, not poured. And it's an English plot, made by Sir Arthur Guinness!. While the Irish were waiting for the beer to settle, the English were outside colonizing their country. For those of you who complain about the time it takes to get your Guinness, I suggest taking BART to Dublin, California, and never returning."

Cheers.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Bucket List My Ass

Robo, my boy.

Here's a guy whose done the "Bucket List." Twice. Then turned around and did it backwards.

And is now healthier than he's ever been.

The fuck.

Rick has a "Fuckit List" as would anyone who is Chuck Norris' twin.

To wit (a la Mr. Norris):

If you have five dollars and Rick has five dollars, Rick has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Rick's computer. Rick is always in control.

Apple pays Rick 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Rick can sneeze with his eyes open.

Rick can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Rick is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Rick destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rick can kill two stones with one bird.

Rick counted to infinity. Twice.

Rick's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


When I grow up I want to be Rick.

Cheers.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Absolut - ly


Congratulations to Absolut Vodka. They have received the billboard industry's prestigious Hall Of Fame award.

From the Outdoor Advertising Association of America:

As the 2009 OBIE Hall of Fame award recipient, Absolut will join the ranks of such esteemed brands as Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, and Apple for its outstanding work over the last three decades.

When Absolut first approached creative agency TBWA\Chait\Day in 1980 with the task of introducing the vodka to an American audience, the company had very specific instructions: give the campaign a timeless yet contemporary feel with the bottle as the main focus. The campaign’s very first execution, “Absolut Perfection,” set the standard for what would become one of advertising’s most recognizable campaigns.

“Absolut was one of the breakthrough campaigns that really opened the eyes of the industry to the potential and the power of outdoor as a medium,” said Mark Tutssel, 2009 OBIE chief judge and Leo Burnett Worldwide chief creative officer. “Simplicity in its purest form, laser-sharp focus on the brand in a way that you’d never seen before, and it showed the power of a big idea that had the ability to amplify itself in so many formats for so many years.” Absolut spun that single idea into thousands of iterations, bridging the gap between “ad” and “art” with themes ranging from “Cities of the World” to “Artists of the ‘90s.”

The advertisements became a cultural phenomenon, with consumers actually collecting the ads themselves. In 2007, the brand launched a new global campaign carrying the tagline “In AnAbsolut World.” The ads focused ontongue-in-cheek depictions of what life would be like in an ideal, or “Absolut,” reality.

“What I love about Absolut is that it comes back to the product,” said Jonah Bloom, editor of Advertising Age and 2009 OBIE judge. “That, for me, was what really made the Absolut campaign brilliant throughout…It all came back to that bottle design.”TBWA\Chait\Day took advantage of this billboard’s location when coming up with the latest iteration in Absolut Vodka’s “In An Absolut World” campaign. For legal reasons, the creative team had to make it clear the numbers were not actual lottery predictions without losing impact. A seasoned lotto player would know the prediction was false; the highest possible lottery number is 59.

Raise an Absolut. Or 59.

Cheers.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Salute on the Bay

Had a great bottle of vino last night (bonna serra). Dinner at Salute was quite enjoyable. Especially when all restaurants are hurting.

It's good to know that the ones who do it right are still doing it.

I say, "Go out and eat." The economy, employees and everyone else involved will really appreciate it. The deals/specials are a bargain. And you don't have to do dishes.

Eat out more often.

Cheers.

JWT Chicago, Farewell & Adieu

To my friends and colleagues in Chicago, best of luck to you.

The entire agency closed its doors, 50+ hardworking, creative folks out on the street. Times, they do suck.

Friends, head down the Miracle Mile (Michigan Ave), hit the Drake Hotel, and go down...

Down to the bar.

Have a beer and a bump and stay late enough where my boy Robby Celestin used to belt out the favorites at the bar including the 1st ever sing-a-long of "Farewell And Adieu to you Fair Spanish Ladies" from the movie "Jaws."

Have a pack of cigarettes in the same place. The last place I smoked. Dunhill Reds at 4am on a Friday morning. Have not smoked a cigarette since. Don't mean I don't want one, just that I ain't smoked one since then.

And enjoy some fine work from your mates at JWT London for Bishops Finger Strong Ale.Lots of fun...

...with stained glass.
Farewell and Adieu.

Cheers.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Pit Boss Fires Alvarado Gardens

Once the home of down home BBQ, Richmond's "Pit Boss" has taken over the job.

I have not eaten here yet, but the menu looks good and a beer and a bump are only $6...

And Natalia is a sweetheart behind the bar.

Good start.

I'll come back and pair the next beer with food.

And another shot.

Cheers.

TRex

Dead, red, cooked over a flame meat in Berkeley? Believe it. Tree huggers and vegans no doubt give the place a wide berth (or natural child birth) but to go get some meat, go here.

Kick ass whisky list, good ribs, pork and brisket and brussel sprouts that I will actually eat!

The happy hour kicks ass, too. PBR on tap at $2 a pint and shot of Old Overholt Rye for $5. That's a mere 7 rib bones for a decent beer and a bump in a fine setting. In Berkeley!

And get the spicy bar riblets. Not a bad serving for $5. Meaty, easy to handle and spicy enough to order another PBR. And, yeah, another shot.

Remember the Berkeley Farms ad "Farms in Berkeley? Mooooo..." Then realize that this meat slinging establishment ain't but a few blocks from the old Lewis & McDermott meat packing plant and slaughterhouse. Built in 1914 as an incinerator for garbage, the structure was taken over by the packing company in 1936 and its windowless structure provided secrecy for our environmentally sound residents from the cows marching in one end and the ribeyes rolling out of the other until 1980.

Trex now uses only antibiotic and hormone free meats. Whatever that means.

And I'm quite sure they serve vegetarians... Just tell them how you like 'em cooked.

Cheers.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Bar Joke

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Cheers.