Bucket List My Ass

Robo, my boy.

Here's a guy whose done the "Bucket List." Twice. Then turned around and did it backwards.

And is now healthier than he's ever been.

The fuck.

Rick has a "Fuckit List" as would anyone who is Chuck Norris' twin.

To wit (a la Mr. Norris):

If you have five dollars and Rick has five dollars, Rick has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Rick's computer. Rick is always in control.

Apple pays Rick 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Rick can sneeze with his eyes open.

Rick can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Rick is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Rick destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rick can kill two stones with one bird.

Rick counted to infinity. Twice.

Rick's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When I grow up I want to be Rick.

Cheers.